I’ve been on telly again.
It is not where you start, its where you finish.
They called me an Education Specialist.
My wife said – Do you think your black friends will notice how lumpy your lockdown hair is.
My headteacher friend said – Well done, thanks for getting the message across. We are at breaking point.
My daughter said – Well done, for wearing the quarter zip jumper I bought you for Christmas. Your dress sense without me is rubbish.
My son said – Hair: distinguished salt n pepper style.
My best mate said – Education specialist? TV people are known for getting subtitles wrong 🙂
I still remember my mum teaching me Maths.
I still remember my dad forcing me to retake Geography O level.